A journey through the garden of life.
They told me, “set an intention, have no expectations”. So I did so. I emptied my brain of all the accumulated garbage. I packed only what I could carry and we walked and we walked and we walked. I shed weight in her balancing on the stones of her ancient river beds. I shed weight... Continue Reading →
So I was going to write every single day this year. But maaaaan! Fuck that. There are just days. Days I wake up hyped. I wake up mad. I wake up so fuckin mad. Almost like I went to sleep, I was on the edge and when I’m awake I’m still on the edge... Except... Continue Reading →
I just couldn’t do it. I could not do it. It’s caused me great stress in these 33, beginning of 34 turns around the sun. Mister ego. I can’t kill it. I have done all I can possibly do. I’ve shut the fuck up about it. I’ve ignored it. I’ve buried it in the crowd...... Continue Reading →
Back in the day, when I was just a young boy, my family used to live behind this woman named Mrs. Tober. At the time, my father owned a landscaping company called “The American Homecare Company”. Him and my mother did what they could with the company to make ends meet. I have many stories... Continue Reading →
Reporting Live: Pirate Fresh. Last weekend my people did it again. We fucked it up. You know? We fucked it up like we’ve been doin a lot lately. We let another one get away. I mean it’s not really a tragedy. That’s just a fancy title. It’s really just a shame. It’s just a fuckin... Continue Reading →
The Time Traveler 